martin luther

jordan is dabei the book of romans auswendig zu lernen
cheryl: was lernst du?
jordan: the book of romans
cheryl: the whole book?
jordan: ja
cheryl guckt mich erstaunt an
ich: martin luther hat gemeint jeder christ sollte das book romans auswendig können. aber martin luther war auch ein extrem...
jordan: i like him
ich: er hat sich selbst gegeißelt und ausgepeitscht für seine sünden
jordan: so sollte es auch sein. das ist richtig. das sollte ich auch machen.
cheryl&ich: das is krank.+
jordan: mir gefällts.
nichts gegen martin luther, aber langsam sollte mir glaub ich sorgen machen...

omg, i just caught jordan practicing reading romans in front of the MIRROR!!! =O

aufklärung

jack: 'u should drop that sex class you r taking, jordan!'
lou: '?'
jordan: 'he means health.'
lou: 'well, health class is important.'
jordan: 'yes, but i would rather wanna learn about sex at home in a biblical way-..'
and then the angle gabriel came to mary... haha..

macbeth

i spend this entire day to write that *** essay and then i put all the paragraphs together and realized that i wrote the same in each paragraph. wtf, how did that happen?? fact is that i have to write the whole essay again, it's a 70pts essay, so pretty much worth a schulaufgabe, and i have to go to church in half an hour and haven't done any other homework yet, because i spend the whole day on that *** essay.. how could i fail so bad?
i don't know what to do ='(
can i just not go to school?? just until finals are over... ='(

god joke

person1: 'can u see god?'
person2: 'no'
p1: 'can u touch god?'
p2: 'no'
p1: 'so there is no god.'
p2: 'can you c ur brain?'
p1: 'no'
p2: 'can u touch ur brain?'
p1: 'no'
p2: 'so u don't have a brain.'