jokes

ok, so actually i'm busy and stuff like that, but i'm just reading the most awesome jokes ever and i gotta share it!

That awkward moment when you're making out with your brothers best friend in the kitchen and one of your older twin brothers comes in and watches you with a sly grin and a spoon sticking out of his ear hole.

Guy:God, how long is a million years to you?
God:A minute.
Guy:How much is a million dollars to you?
God:A penny.
Guy:Can I have a penny?
God:In a minute.
LIKE IF YOU GET IT :)

So Emma Watson(Hermione) goes to Brown University. So in class her professor asked her a ?. she got right so some guy in the back shouted 10 POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!!!! she storms out.

Harry: Why don't you have a nose?
Voldemort: ........
Dumbledore: Oh my god Harry, you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose!

paket

i got 97.14% on the Beowulf essay!! ( the beowulf essay was kinda a big deal, out of 68/70 points =))
i got 18/20 on the form and 50/50 on the argumens =)
i think i would maybe even switch up in english, but we don't have a 11x class, so i would have to take english11AP and that's insane, because the kids a like older than me, native and nerds.. so i'll stay in g i suppose..

AND MY BIRTHDAY PAKET FINALLY ARRIVED TODAY!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! =)

acculturation

ok, die dinge laufen aus dem ruder, i actually already had fights with friends (yes, i'm speaking in plural) about god and.. well, not really trying to convince them in fate but.. well, i dunno, it's scary!! =O

ach ja, und ich hab morgen ein test (sowas wie schux) über ein buch dessen namen ich bis vor paar stunden nicht kannte, geschweige denn es je aufgeschlagen habe =O
und sparknotes hat nur summaries von der hälfte der stories (canterbury tales) die ich kennen muss =(
wünscht mir glück =)

ach ja, blacj friday shopping was awesome =)
jordan: 'lou loved black friday shopping haha, that was probably the best part of her week!'
trevor: 'what r u saying jordan, the month!!'
lou: 'hey guys, that was the best part of my WHOLE YEAR here =)'

leute, ich will thanksgiving und black friday mit nach deutschland nehmen!!

cross country skiing

nordic is so viel einfacher als cross country running!!
oh, btw, ich hab ein nordic stipendium gekriegt =) yes, 98 doller gespart =)
heute is thanksgiving and i'm pumped
und tomorrow is black friday, YAY!!
ich fahr um 3 uhr morgens zu kohls haha

nordic skiing

ok, leute, seriously, heute morgen hatte ich richtig schwirigkeiten in meine jeans zu kommen.. jeans lügen nicht!!
wie dem auch sei, auf jedenfall hab ich jetzt nordic angefangen =)

die mütze haben wir geschenkt gekriegt =)

first quater grades

i totally forgot to tell u, the first quater is over and i got my grades...

CUSH: B+ 87.6 %
(ok, seriously, my history teacher hates me!! might be because she's first hour and i'm always late (thanks jordan!!).. my essay was an A!!! but she gave me like a B-!! that ruined my grade!!)

ChemistryX: B+ 89.1%
(because i messed all the multiple choice up in the beginnen, i didn't understand the vocab and stuff like that, so i got always Cs on the multiple choice and Ased the writing parts.. but now i got better and Ased my last multiple choice.. i got 89.1% and need 89.5% for an A =( next quater..)

Higher Algebra: A 95.7% 
(easiest A ever, i never study, never do my homework (so i have some failing grades when she graded the homework i didn't do haha) and i always do chem and cush homework in higher algebra, only thing i do for the class is taking the test.. so much fun!! haha)

French4: A 97.1%
(so easy, i wanna switch up! my counselor wanted to put me in french 2!! but i'll switch up second semester, either in french5AP or (if i don't wanna learn and wanna stay in one class with paget and madame orlawsky) french4IB.. but i'll switch up for sure!!)

Yoga: A 94%
(ok, seriously, that is the only class i'm studying for!! at the beginning i didn't study and had like a C!! we are taking so many test in yoga, it's everything except for an easy A.. but as the stuff is pretty intresting i study kinda enough, so i'm fine =) i always prepare my tests in higher algebra)

English11: A 92.6%
(english is also one of my harder classes (it's pretty much english, cush and yoga) and the class i get most homework in. i'm not sure if i can keep my A in that class tho... and my brother switched into my english level, if he doesn't get an A it's so embarrasing.. actually it's embarrasing for everybody in my class who doesn't have an A because i'm younger and it's not my native language)

so, that's pretty much the first quater.. goal for next quater:

CUSH: B+ (i'm fine with that actually, not even sure if i can keep that grade)
ChemX: A (i deserve it!!)
HA: A
French4: A
Yoga: A
English11: hopefully still A

photos

cross country sleepover =)

thanks mom! <3

jord made bûche noel for my b-day =)

morning after my b-day, nov.13, i woke up.. and that's what i saw: